You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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