i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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