Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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