so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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