So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I understand Curling. That high.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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