How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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