I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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