Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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