i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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