i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
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