Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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