I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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