I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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