Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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