normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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