i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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