im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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