Are we in a gay sports bar?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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