and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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