Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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