Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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