Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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