Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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