The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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