do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
you are never too drunk for berry picking
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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