woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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