im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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