he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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