1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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