I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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