I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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