We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just cut my nipple shaving
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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