So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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