Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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