there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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