Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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