Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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