guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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