I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
