Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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