are you still at the devil's house?
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
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how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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