Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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