Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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