weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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