Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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