I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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