I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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