I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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