im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Is that strawberry winking at me??
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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