woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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