he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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