Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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