Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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