Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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