I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
should my penis look like a turkey
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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