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• (705): View more from Ontario

  "The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  i think i left my bra at your place

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  It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.

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• (516): View more from New York

  the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  You left your hot dogs in my dresser again

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning

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