i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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