Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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